Last time was toilet humor, now it is a naked dude. I guess what is obvious here is that I'm not that creatively funny.
The issue now is that I'm really just setting up one of my favorite jokes that doesn't involve a pirate. So this is part 1 and part 2 will be in 2 weeks. Sorry to make you wait for such a low-brow punchline. I have other thoughts but attempting to express them with a force-5 sugar coma in full swing at 11pm is probably not a good idea.
